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I Am Inevitable / I Am Iron Man

The Monday deadline is inevitable. So is you, at 11:52 on Sunday night, three coffees in, attaching the file with eight minutes to spare. The printer flashes "paper jam" with total confidence.

I Have an Army - We Have a Hulk

The other team has eleven players. Your team has your uncle, who played semi-professionally in the 80s. You'll be fine. Your neighbours have ten leaf blowers. You have one rain cloud.

I Used the Stones to Destroy the Stones

You bought a storage box to sort out the clutter. You now have to find somewhere to put the box. m. reading about how to fix your sleep schedule.

Civil War: Pick a Side

Toilet roll over. Toilet roll under. Friendships have ended over less, and will again. The office splits over whether the window stays open.

I've Never Met This Man in My Life

Your friend starts singing along to the music in the shop. Loudly. Badly. You look at the shelf of tins with deep interest. Your dad tells the waiter a joke about the bill.

I'm Something of a Scientist Myself

You've watched one video about sourdough. At the dinner party someone mentions hydration and you nod like a baker of thirty years. The GP asks how long you've had the rash.

Spider-Man Pointing at Spider-Man

Two colleagues spend a 40-minute meeting blaming each other for the missed deadline. You check the email thread. Neither of them opened the attachment.

That's My Secret, Cap

Your manager asks how you stay so calm when the system crashes. You aren't calm. You've been at a steady, low-level panic for years, and nothing can raise it further.

We Don't Do That Here

A new colleague replies-all to say "thanks!" to 300 people. A senior hand goes up. We don't do that here. Your friend reaches for ketchup at the steak house. The waiter doesn't say anything.

What Did It Cost? Everything

You built the flat-pack wardrobe alone. It stands. There are four screws left over, your Sunday is gone and you said things to an Allen key you can't take back. You finally reach inbox zero.

Peter Parker's Glasses

You read the instructions to the shelf. You understand less. You throw the instructions away. The shelf goes up. Your teacher's explanation of fractions makes no sense.

Avengers, Assemble

Someone posts "free cake in the kitchen" in the office chat. Within ninety seconds, people you've never seen in four years are queuing with plates. You ask the family chat for help moving house.

Mr. Stark, I Don't Feel So Good

Your phone says 1%, three turns from the restaurant, and then mid-direction says nothing at all. You are now walking with confidence in an unknown direction.

Pizza Time

The meeting has run three hours past lunch. The door opens. Someone has brought pizza. They will be promoted. The removal men have carried forty boxes up four floors.

Perfectly Balanced, as All Things Should Be

You split the last chips with your sibling by counting them out loud. Thirteen each. The fourteenth is broken in half with surgical care. The bill for six comes to 187 pounds 40.

Why Is Gamora?

The family chat plans dinner. "Where are we eating?" "Who's coming?" Then your uncle: "Why is dinner?" Nobody replies for three hours. Your toddler asks where Dad is. At work. Why? To earn money.

Fine, I'll Do It Myself

You asked three times for someone to empty the dishwasher. The dishwasher is now empty. You emptied it. Nobody will hear the end of it. The group project has four names on it.

On Your Left

Parkrun, mile two. A man pushing a double buggy overtakes you. On the second lap he does it again, and says good morning. Your younger cousin gets a promotion. Then a house.

Reality Is Often Disappointing

The burger on the menu is tall, glossy and lit like a sunset. The burger on your plate has been sat on. The flat looked bright and spacious in the photos.

J. Jonah Jameson Laughing

You ask your manager whether the pay rise could start this month. Your manager leans back in their chair. You ask the builder whether it'll be done by Christmas. The builder doesn't answer.

I Can Do This All Day

The jar won't open. Tea towel, hot water, the back of a spoon. You're not hungry any more. This is about principle now. The parking machine rejects your coin for the sixth time. You put it back in.

Language!

Your sat-nav says "recalculating" for the fourth time. You say something about the sat-nav. Your passenger points. m. The word you say wakes the dog. The dog looks at you like a soldier from 1945.

I Understood That Reference

Forty minutes of colleagues talking about crypto. Then somebody mentions a meal deal. You sit up. You have opinions.

Dormammu, I've Come to Bargain

You ring the internet provider. You're put on hold. You ring again. And again. On the ninth call they give you the discount just to make it stop. Your child asks for a biscuit. No. They ask again. No.

He's a Friend From Work

The new manager has the whole floor frightened. You worked with them years ago. You wave across the room. Nobody else waves. The football team's biggest defender comes running at you.

I Love You 3000

Your best mate gives back your Tupperware. Washed. With the lid. You'd name a child after them. The cat ignores you for eleven hours, then sits on your chest at six in the morning and purrs.

讗祝 驻注诐 诇讗 讛专讙砖转讬 讻讜讞 讻讝讛

讻砖住讜祝 住讜祝 讛爪诇讞转诐 讘诪砖讛讜 讙讚讜诇. 讻砖讛讻讜诇 诪住转讚专 讜驻转讗讜诐 讬砖 诇讻诐 讻讜讞 注诇.

讗诇 转讬转谉 诇讬 转拽讜讜讛

诪讬砖讛讜 诪爪讬注 诪砖讛讜 讟讜讘, 讜讗转诐 讻讘专 讬讜讚注讬诐 砖讝讛 诇讗 讬拽专讛. 诪转讗讬诐 诇转拽讜讜讛 砖诪住讜讻谉 诇讛讗诪讬谉 讘讛.

讗谞讬 注讚讬讬谉 专讗讜讬

讻砖诪讙讬注 专讙注 砖诇 讛讜讻讞讛 讜讛讻讜诇 诪住转讚专. 诪驻专住诪讬诐 讗讜转讜 注诇 讛爪诇讞讜转 拽讟谞讜转 讗讞专讬 住驻拽 注爪诪讬.

讗谞讬 诪讻讬专 诪讬砖讛讜

拽驻讟谉 讗诪专讬拽讛 讗讜诪专 砖讛讜讗 诪讻讬专 诪讬砖讛讜, 讜讛诪讜讝讬拽讛 诪转讙讘专转. 诪转讗讬诐 诇讛诪诇爪讛 注诇 讗讬砖 拽砖专.

讗谞讬 专讜讗讛 讘讝讛 谞讬爪讞讜谉 诪讜讞诇讟

讻砖讛讻讜诇 讛砖转讘砖 讜讗转诐 诪讞诇讬讟讬诐 砖讝讛 讘注爪诐 讛讬砖讙. 诪转讗讬诐 诇转讜爪讗讜转 讞诇砖讜转 讜诇驻砖专讜转.

讗转讛 诇讗 讬讻讜诇 诇谞爪讞 讗讜转讬

讻砖讗转诐 讬讜讚注讬诐 砖诇讗 转爪诇讬讞讜 诇讘讚 讜讬砖 诪讬 砖讬讟驻诇 讘讝讛. 讛讜专讬诐 诪讜诇 讬诇讚讬诐, 注讜讘讚讬诐 诪讜诇 讛讘讜住.

讘诇转讬 讗驻砖专讬

讛专讙注 砖讘讜 拽讜专讛 讘讚讬讜拽 诪讛 砖讛讬讛 讗诪讜专 诇讛讬讜转 讘诇转讬 讗驻砖专讬. 转讜爪讗讛 砖讗祝 讗讞讚 诇讗 讞砖讘 砖转拽专讛.

拽驻讟谉 讗诪专讬拽讛 讛诇讜 拽讬讟讬

讻砖诪砖讛讜 讙讘专讬 谞转拽诇 讘爪讚 讛专讱. 诪爪讘讬诐 砖诇 驻注专 讘讬谉 讛讚讬诪讜讬 诇诪爪讬讗讜转.

讚讚驻讜诇 讘讛诇诐

讛专讙注 砖讘讜 讗转诐 砖讜诪注讬诐 讞讚砖讜转 诪讚讛讬诪讜转 讗讜 谞讜专讗讜转 讜诇讗 诪讗诪讬谞讬诐. 诪转讗讬诐 诇讛驻转注讜转 讜诇讞砖讘讜谞讜转.

讚讜拽讟讜专 住讟专讬讬谞讙': 转诇诪讚 讗讜转讬

讛讚诪讜转 讛诪转讞谞谞转 诇诇诪讜讚. 诪转讗讬诐 诇诪讬 砖专讜爪讛 讗转 讛住讜讚, 讗转 讛讟专讬拽 讗讜 讗转 讛拽讬爪讜专.

14 Million Futures

You looked at every possible way to get to the airport on time. There's one. It involves leaving now. You're still in the shower. You tried every combination of the leftovers in the fridge.

讙专讜讟 - 讗谞讬 讙专讜讟

讗讜诪专讬诐 讛讻讜诇 讘砖诇讜砖 诪讬诇讬诐 讜讗祝 讗讞讚 诇讗 诪讘讬谉. 诪爪讘讬诐 砖讘讛诐 讻讜诇诐 诪驻专砖讬诐 讗讜转讱 讗讞专转.

讝讛 讛住讜讚 砖诇讬, 讗谞讬 转诪讬讚 讻讜注住

讻砖讗转诐 诪讞讝讬拽讬诐 讛讻讜诇 讘驻谞讬诐 讜讗讝 诪转驻讜爪爪讬诐. 诪爪讘讬诐 砖诇 注讘讜讚讛, 转讜专讬诐 讜砖讬讞讜转 诪注爪讘谞讜转.

讛诐 讗讜讛讘讬诐 讗讜转讬

讻砖讻讜诇诐 住讜祝 住讜祝 诪注专讬讻讬诐 讗转讻诐. 诪讞诪讗讛, 讛爪诇讞讛 讗讜 专讙注 砖诇 转讛讬诇讛 拽讟谞讛.

讛讗诇拽 讜讗谞讟诪谉

讛讗诇拽 诪讙讬砖 诪砖讛讜 拽讟谉 讜讗谞讟诪谉 讬讜砖讘 讜诪讞讻讛. 砖谞讬 讙讬讘讜专讬诐 讜专讙注 诪讜讝专 讘转讞谞讛.

讗讬讬专讜谉 诪谉 讜专讜讚 砖诇 讛诇讜 拽讬讟讬

讻砖诪砖讛讜 拽砖讜讞 诪转讞驻砖 诇诪转讜拽. 诪讬 砖诪砖驻专讬抓 讘专拽 注诇 诪爪讘 专爪讬谞讬 诇讙诪专讬.

拽专讗讜 诇讬 诪讟讜专祝

讻砖讛转讘专专 砖爪讚拽转诐 讻诇 讛讝诪谉. 讛谞拽诪讛 讛诪转讜拽讛 讗讞专讬 砖诇讗 讛讗诪讬谞讜 讘讻诐.

诇讗, 讗谞讬 诇讗 讞讜砖讘 砖讗注砖讛 讗转 讝讛

住讬专讜讘 专讙讜注 讜诪谞讜诪住 诇讘拽砖讛 砖诇讗 诪转讻讜讜谞讬诐 诇诪诇讗. 讛爪注讛, 讘拽砖讛 讗讜 诇讞抓, 讜讛转砖讜讘讛 讘专讜专讛.

诇讗 讬讜讚注 诇讗 谞专讗讛 诇讬 拽专讬讟讬

诪讬砖讛讜 诪讝诇讝诇 讘讘注讬讛 讘讗诪爪注 讛讻讗讜住. 诪转讗讬诐 诇注讘讜讚讛, 诇转拽诇讜转 讜诇讛讜专讬诐 砖诇讗 专讜讗讬诐 讘注讬讛.

诇讜拽讬: 讗转讛 讘讟讞 谞讜讗砖 讗诐 讘讗转 讗诇讬讬

讻砖诪讬 砖转诪讬讚 讛转注诇诐 诪讻诐 驻转讗讜诐 爪专讬讱 讗转讻诐. 诪转讗讬诐 诇讘拽砖讜转 注讝专讛 诪讘讬讻讜转 讜诇谞拽诪讛 诪转讜拽讛.

诪讗专讜讜诇: 讗讬谞驻讬谞讬讟讬 讜讜专 讛讜讗 讛拽专讜住讗讜讘专 讛讻讬 砖讗驻转谞讬

讛讚讘专 讛讻讬 砖讗驻转谞讬 砖专讗讬转诐, 讜讗讝 诪讛 砖讗转诐 讘讗诪转 讞讜砖讘讬诐 注诇讬讜. 诪转讗讬诐 诇讛砖讜讜讗讜转 讘讬谉 讛讘讟讞讛 诇诪爪讬讗讜转.

诪诇讞诪转 讛讗讝专讞讬诐: 讛驻讗谞诇

砖讬讞讛 转诪讬诪讛 砖诪住转讬讬诪转 讘讛专住 诪讜讞诇讟. 诪讬砖讛讜 讗讜诪专 诪砖讛讜, 讜诪讛 砖拽讜专讛 讗讞专 讻讱 讛讜讗 诇讗 诪讛 砖讚诪讬讬谞转诐.

驻讬讟专 驻专拽专 拽讜专讗 住驻专

诪讬砖讛讜 砖拽讜注 讘住驻专 讘讝诪谉 砖讛讻讜诇 讘讜注专 诪住讘讬讘. 砖拽讟 讜砖诇讜讜讛 诇驻谞讬 讛住注专讛.

驻讬讟专 驻讗专拽专 拽讜专讗 讘住驻专

讻砖诪住讘讬专讬诐 诇讻诐 诪砖讛讜 讘讚祝 专讬拽. 讻砖讗转诐 诪讞驻砖讬诐 转砖讜讘讛 讜诪讙诇讬诐 砖讛讬讗 诇讗 砖诐.

Puny God

You give a long speech in the meeting about the five-year strategy. The intern asks what it costs. You lie on the floor for a while. You explain to the toddler, with authority, that it's bedtime.

砖讜诪专讬 讛讙诇拽住讬讛 诪住讚专讬诐 讗转 讛讝'拽讟

讛转讻讜谞谞讜转 诇专讙注 讙讚讜诇: 专讗讬讜谉 注讘讜讚讛, 讚讬讬讟 讗讜 讻谞讬住讛 诇讞讚专. 诪住讚专讬诐 讗转 讛讝'拽讟 讜讬讜爪讗讬诐.

住驻讬讬讚专诪谉 讘讞诇讬驻讛 讛砖讞讜专讛

讻砖诪砖讛讜 诪砖转谞讛 讘讻诐 讜讛讜诇讱 拽爪转 专讞讜拽 诪讚讬. 诪讬 砖讛讬讬转诐 诇驻谞讬 讜诪讬 砖讗转诐 讗讞专讬.

住驻讬讬讚专诪谉 讞讜砖讘

砖谞讬 住驻讬讬讚专诪谞讬诐 诪讛专讛专讬诐 讘砖拽讟. 讛专讙注讬诐 砖讘讛诐 砖讜拽诇讬诐 诪砖讛讜 讜诇讗 讘讟讜讞讬诐.

住驻讬讬讚专诪谉 诇讜讞砖

住讜讚 砖诪住驻专讬诐 讘讞砖讗讬, 专讻讬诇讜转 讜诪讛 砖诇讗 讗讜诪专讬诐 讘拽讜诇 专诐.

住驻讬讬讚专诪谉 讜讛砖讬注专讜转 注诇 讛讬讚

讛专讙注 砖讘讜 讛讞讜砖讬诐 诪讝讛讬专讬诐 讗转讻诐. 诪转讗讬诐 诇转讞讜砖讜转 讘讟谉 讜诇住讻谞讜转 砖诪转拽专讘讜转.

住讟讬讘 诪讘讬讟 讗诇 讛注讘专

诪讘讟 专爪讬谞讬 讻砖讬讜讚注讬诐 诪讛 讘讗. 诪转讗讬诐 诇讙注讙讜注讬诐 讜诇专讙注讬诐 砖诇 讛讘谞讛 讻讘讚讛.

住讜驻专诪谉 讘讬谉 讛讗谞砖讬诐

讻砖讻讜诇诐 爪专讬讻讬诐 讗讜转讱 讘讘转 讗讞转. 讛讜专讛 讗讞专讬 讛注讘讜讚讛 诪讜诇 讻诇 讛讬诇讚讬诐.

讟讬讬拽讛 讜讜讗讬讟讬讟讬 讜拽讬讬讟 讘诇讗谞砖讟

专讙注讬诐 诪讗讞讜专讬 讛拽诇注讬诐, 讘讬谉 讛讘诪讗讬 诇讚诪讜转 砖诪讞讻讛 砖讬住讬讬诪讜 讻讘专. 讛住讬讟讜讗爪讬讜转 砖诇 讛住讟.

转讗谞讜住 - 讛讛讞诇讟讜转 讛拽砖讜转

讻砖爪专讬讱 诇讘讞讜专 讘讚讘专 讛谞讻讜谉 讗讘诇 讛讻讜讗讘. 讛讞诇讟讜转 拽砖讜转 砖专拽 讗转诐 讬讻讜诇讬诐 诇拽讘诇.

The Snap

One tap and 4,312 unread emails are marked as read. You feel the universe rebalance. You leave the 214-member group chat about the street party. No goodbye. Just a grey line: "You left".

讜讬讻讜讞 讘诪诇讞诪转 讛讗讝专讞讬诐

砖谞讬 讞讘专讬诐 砖诇讗 诪住讻讬诪讬诐 注诇 诪讛 诇讛讝诪讬谉. 讛讛讜专讬诐 诪转讜讜讻讞讬诐 诪讬 诇讜拽讞 讗转 讛讬诇讚讬诐.

We don't do that here

讙讘讜诇 讘专讜专 砖诪爪讬讘讬诐 诪讜诇 诪讬砖讛讜. 诪转讗讬诐 诇讻诇诇讬 讛讘讬转, 诇拽讘讜爪转 讛讜讜讗讟住讗驻 讜诇诪讛 砖诪讜转专 讜讗住讜专.

讜讜诇讘专讬谉 诪讜诇 讛驻讬爪讜抓

讻砖讛讻讜诇 诪转驻讜爪抓 诪讗讞讜专讬讻诐 讜讗转诐 讛讜诇讻讬诐 讘讻诇诇 诇讗 诪转专讙砖讬诐. 谞讬爪讞讜谉 讘住讟讬讬诇.

讜讜诇讘专讬谉 住讜讟专 诇专讜讘讬谉

讜讬讻讜讞讬诐 砖诇 砖谞讬讬诐, 讻砖讗讞讚 住讜讙专 讗转 讛注谞讬讬谉 讘讻讗驻讛. 讚注讛 讗讞转 诪讜诇 讚注讛 谞讻讜谞讛.

讜讜谞讚专 讜讜诪谉 砖诪谞诪谞讛

讙讬讘讜专转 注诇 砖讬讜讚注转 诇讬讛谞讜转 诪讛讞讬讬诐. 诪转讗讬诐 诇讛讬砖讙讬诐 拽讟谞讬诐 讜诇专讙注讬诐 砖诇 讘讬讟讞讜谉 注爪诪讬.

讝讛讬专讜转, 讛讜讗 讙讬讘讜专

住驻讬讬讚专诪谉 诪讜讞讝拽 注诇 讬讚讬 讛讛诪讜谉. 诪转讗讬诐 诇讛注专爪讛, 诇转砖讬砖讜转 讜诇专讙注讬 谞讬爪讞讜谉.

讗谞讬 诪讜讘讬诇 讗讞专讬诐 诇讗讜爪专 砖讗谞讬 诇讗 讬讻讜诇 诇讛砖讬讙

诪爪讘讬诐 砖讘讛诐 注讜讝专讬诐 诇讻讜诇诐 诇讛讙讬注 诇诪砖讛讜 讜讗转诐 谞砖讗专讬诐 讘讞讜抓. 诪转讗讬诐 诇讛讜专讬诐, 诇注讜讘讚讬诐 讜诇诪讚专讬讻讬诐.

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