🦸 r/marvelmemes
Avengers, assemble. r/marvelmemes' scenes, from the snap to I love you 3000 - a line on each still.
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The classics, explained
I Am Inevitable / I Am Iron Man
The Monday deadline is inevitable. So is you, at 11:52 on Sunday night, three coffees in, attaching the file with eight minutes to spare. The printer flashes "paper jam" with total confidence.
I Have an Army - We Have a Hulk
The other team has eleven players. Your team has your uncle, who played semi-professionally in the 80s. You'll be fine. Your neighbours have ten leaf blowers. You have one rain cloud.
I Used the Stones to Destroy the Stones
You bought a storage box to sort out the clutter. You now have to find somewhere to put the box. m. reading about how to fix your sleep schedule.
Civil War: Pick a Side
Toilet roll over. Toilet roll under. Friendships have ended over less, and will again. The office splits over whether the window stays open.
I've Never Met This Man in My Life
Your friend starts singing along to the music in the shop. Loudly. Badly. You look at the shelf of tins with deep interest. Your dad tells the waiter a joke about the bill.
I'm Something of a Scientist Myself
You've watched one video about sourdough. At the dinner party someone mentions hydration and you nod like a baker of thirty years. The GP asks how long you've had the rash.
Spider-Man Pointing at Spider-Man
Two colleagues spend a 40-minute meeting blaming each other for the missed deadline. You check the email thread. Neither of them opened the attachment.
That's My Secret, Cap
Your manager asks how you stay so calm when the system crashes. You aren't calm. You've been at a steady, low-level panic for years, and nothing can raise it further.
We Don't Do That Here
A new colleague replies-all to say "thanks!" to 300 people. A senior hand goes up. We don't do that here. Your friend reaches for ketchup at the steak house. The waiter doesn't say anything.
What Did It Cost? Everything
You built the flat-pack wardrobe alone. It stands. There are four screws left over, your Sunday is gone and you said things to an Allen key you can't take back. You finally reach inbox zero.
Peter Parker's Glasses
You read the instructions to the shelf. You understand less. You throw the instructions away. The shelf goes up. Your teacher's explanation of fractions makes no sense.
Avengers, Assemble
Someone posts "free cake in the kitchen" in the office chat. Within ninety seconds, people you've never seen in four years are queuing with plates. You ask the family chat for help moving house.